I wonder where a guy, an everyday Joe like myself can find a little action.

My whole life is a dark room. One big dark room.

Well, I've read through that handbook for the recently deceased. It says, 'live people ignore the strange and unusual. I, myself, am strange and unusual.

These aren't my rules. Come to think of it. I don't have any rules.

Sandworms...you know I hate 'em!

Temptation exercises our faith and teaches us to pray.

Someone once told me that God figured that I was a pretty good juggler. I could keep a lot of balls in the air at one time. So He said, "Let's see if he can juggle another one."

I make fun of guys when I like them. I act like I'm 10 years old. I do it as a test to see if they can laugh at themselves. If they get sensitive, then it's like, 'Um, this isn't going to work.'

I have a great love of the actual.

I prefer a government run like hell by Filipinos to a government run like heaven by Americans.

Nobody "becomes" a character. You can't act unless you are who you are.

Enough of this foreign fiasco distraction. Get back to work. It is time to bomb Obamacare.

That's your opportunity - to approach your work in a way that generates unique learning and interactions that are worth sharing.