"Well-- I don’t know-- the cops might not respond too well to you looking through their windows with a telescope."

If you just go with the flow, no matter what weird things happen along the way, you always end up exactly where you belong.

Who in their right mind counts the tiles on the floor when they go visiting a neighbor?

Do you realize how hard it is to keep your mind clear when somebody’s telling you to keep your mind clear?

...Life is much simpler if you don’t notice anything....

You can’t believe in fate only when it sends you something you want, only when things turn out right. You have to accept what fate sends you or doesn’t send you, no matter whether or not you like it.

I don’t believe it! You’re still interested in the girl, despite the fact that she might be some kind of alien. Does this sickness of yours have any bounds?

I’ve always found wildlife very calming-- except when animals are eating each other, of course.

Not all. Some of them he probably lectured to death.

The Bible is clear - God's definition of marriage is between a man and a woman.

Freedom does not always win. This is one of the bitterest lessons of history.

Everywhere I went on my job covering conflict, the Kalashnikov was the predominant arm.

Have you heard that modesty is an attractive traits? Only to ugly people

Now, said I aloud, My dear Father's Words are come to pass: God's Justice has overtaken me, and I have none to help or hear me: I rejected the Voice of Providence.

What I want is to be willing to fail rather than stagnate.

I would never want to kill a human being.

As actors we always say that once the person in a scene gets what they want, the scene is over. It's resolved. But life is never resolved - you're always in the process.

As the science of economics...exploded the fallacies of every brand of utopianism, it was outlawed and stigmatized as unscientific.