We've got the prime minister of Egypt Sherif Ismail, the president of Egypt Ibrahim Mahlab saying that Donald Trump is uniquely equipped to do great things.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Employment leaves you bare and empty

I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and then going away and doing the exact opposite.

Elephants can remember, but we are human beings and mercifully human beings can forget.

We have great work ahead of us, and it needs devotion and much, much energy. To grow, to discover, we need involvement.

I started playing heavy-metal guitar because that's what I liked. And then I got into classical guitar because it was so technically complicated.

Canada is a big part of my life.

Time is shortening. But every day that I challenge this cancer and survive is a victory for me.

Men are not killed because they get mad at each other. They're killed because one of them has a gun in any dispute.

I'm not rational enough to be a good journalist.

If you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?