We try to write the best songs ever, and they come out kind of funny.

In any moment, I guess we could whip out a guitar and start playing old school.

We are going into space, and we need protection. And in case we need to space walk, we'll have to go outside.

We've [with Jack Black] probably never been in an interview where someone hasn't asked how we got together, so we thought if we put it in the movie, it'll answer the question altogether.

That's crazier than a boatload of prostitutes!

The best inheritance a parent can give his children is a few minutes of his time each day.

The use of our possessions shows us up for what we actually are.

I like the work that I get to do.

Doth the Reality of sensible things consist in being perceived? or, is it something distinct from their being perceived, and that bears no relation to the mind?

I have discovered the secret formula for a carefree old age: iycri = fi (if you can't recall it, forget it).

I began playing in the senior circuit when I was 15 and won the world senior amateur title the same year.

People do pretty ugly things to make themselves feel better, this I do know.

We can't socialize the doctors without socializing the patients.

Don't be surprised if I demur, for, be advised my passport's green.