We regard our parties as interesting groups of gladiators.

Few speeches which have produced an electrical effect on an audience can bear the colourless photography of a printed record.

Whatever thrift is, it is not avarice. Avarice is not generous; and, after all, it is the thrifty people who are generous.

A man will blithely do in politics what he would kick a man downstairs for in ordinary life.

Lord Randolph Churchill was the chief mourner at his own protracted funeral.

Lloyd George is a one-eyed fellow in blinkers.

Grief does not change you, Hazel. It reveals you.

If a messiah exhorts you to kill people of another belief system, get this idiot non-prophet out of your stupid system.

Seventy-six for an American male was a number on an actuarial chart that includes men who are obese, smokers and inheritors of deadly family genes.

Although he's regularly asked to do so, God does not take sides in American politics.

The moral improvement demands an evolution leading to a higher consciousness.

A thing well said will be wit in all languages.

The choices you make will make all of the difference in what you want to achieve.

You dont need a love scene to show love.

Improv Everywhere tramples the lines drawn between spectacle and spectator, theatre and real life, public and private, performance and protest, and reclaims the streets for ordinary people.

The high road is always respected. Honesty and integrity are always rewarded.