We're all mad here.

The chief difficulty Alice found at first was in managing her flamingo.

I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then.

I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

You know what the issue is with this world? Everyone wants some magical solution to their problem and everyone refuses to believe in magic.

Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

I'm doubtful about the temper of your flamingo. Shall I try the experiment?

One of the secrets of life is that all that is really worth the doing is what we do for others.

Why is it that people with the most narrow of minds seem to have the widest of mouths?

If you limit your actions in life to things that nobody can possibly find fault with, you will not do much!

You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret... All the best people are!

CONSIDER THIS When things do go wrong, ask yourself whether you could have prevented it by being unhappy.

Why can't people just sit and read books and be nice to each other?

I call you my soulmate because I lost myself in you and then found myself through you. Sure, when you are gone, I will be a fraction but the common denominator has always been me.

The game's been good to me and I hope I've been good to the game. I'm 50 years old and I've pretty much did everything that I wanted to do in boxing.

Written kisses never arrive at their destination; the ghosts drink them up along the way.

It was like pulling teeth trying to get me to L.A. I hated it for so long, but now I've got this great life here.

Being natural is simply a pose, and the most irritating pose I know.

I'm not a big fan of remakes. And even if they are good, they're still not as good as the original, so what's the point?

Hasn’t anyone ever told you? Life isn’t fair.

It's not enough to have the right answers. You have to have the right questions.