We can't all be Washingtons, but we can all be patriots.

My wife is one of the best wimin on this Continent, altho' she isn't always gentle as a lamb with mint sauce.

I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother.

The happy married man dies in good stile at home, surrounded by his weeping wife and children. The old bachelor don't die at all — he sort of rots away, like a pollywog's tail.

For every death is a simplification of existence for the others, removes the necessity to show gratitude, the obligation to pay visits.

For you may palm upon us new for old:All, as they say, that glitters, is not gold.

Electromagnetic Hypersensitivity (EHS) has appeared in the general population at approximately the same time as Bee Colony Collapse.

Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's real rebellion.

I speak the unseen into seeing and I can feel it, this steady breathing in the rhythm of grace--'give thanks (in), give thanks (out)'.

A father is as much a verb as a mother.

If you really have integrity, there are very few people who can insult you, or honor you.

This is the greatest momemt of your life and your out missing it

No magic. I do believe you might have taken it all with you when you went away.

They are fighting for the chair while I am fighting for your happiness.