War is the greatest of all crimes; and yet there is no aggressor who does not color his crime with the pretext of justice.

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination.

If you want to know who controls you, look at who you are not allowed to criticize.

It is dangerous to be right in matters where established men are wrong.

The mirror is a worthless invention. The only way to truly see yourself is in the reflection of someone else's eyes.

Give me the patience for the small things of life, courage for the great trials of life. Help me to do my best each day and then go to sleep knowing God is awake.

Many are destined to reason wrongly; others, not to reason at all; and others, to persecute those who do reason.

Each player must accept the cards life deals him or her: but once they are in hand, he or she alone must decide how to play the cards in order to win the game.

The most important decision you make is to be in a good mood.

Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers.

The more often a stupidity is repeated, the more it gets the appearance of wisdom.

Sometimes fantasy provides the only reasonable explanation for life's inexplicable moments.

Some people meet each other again only when I'm there!

A refund for defective software might be nice, except it would bankrupt the entire software industry in the first year.

Business is so much lower a thing than learning that a man used to the last cannot easily bring his stomach down to the first.

Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies.

How happy the lover, How easy his chain, How pleasing his pain, How sweet to discover He sighs not in vain.

I think any woman can be transformed by a beautiful dress and high heels.

In school, I wasn't a very good student - I was very irresponsible and never did the studying but always liked to get the laugh.

Every man I knew went to bed with Gilda... and woke up with me.

The most important thing to do is to set goals. Training is a waste of time if you don't have goals.