War is the greatest evil Satan has invented to corrupt our hearts and souls. We should honor our soldiers, but we should never honor war.

Once you realize that the imagination is non-fiction, the world is yours

I think there's a lot of deep-rooted history in England with racing. Lots of Formula One teams are based there. Formula One is obviously a huge sport over in England and Europe.

Now I don't have anything against Mexican people, but for God's sakes, sign the gust book on the way in.

I fooled around and fell in love.

It's no fun losing a tooth or getting your face whacked by a stick.

Fame does not make you happy. It just makes you look in the mirror a lot, worrying about how you look today for your audience.

... we all know the wag's definition of a philanthropist: a man whose charity increases directly as the square of the distance.

As she left my room I knew I should shut up. But you know when you should shut up because you really should just shut up...but you keep on and on anyway? Well, I had that.

What do the contours of your body mean, laid out like the lines on a hand, so that I no longer see them except as fate?

The best advice I ever received? Simple: Have no regrets.