As she left my room I knew I should shut up. But you know when you should shut up because you really should just shut up...but you keep on and on anyway? Well, I had that.

Your soul shines through even if you haven't got mascara on

When girls walk home we put on lippy and makeup. We chat. Sometimes we pretend to be hunchbacks. But that is it. Perfectly normal behavior.

Jas, you are three hundred miles away. You would have to have nunga-nungas the size of France for Jock to be able to rest his hand on them.

A nod is as good as a wink to a blind badger.

I will not have him in my brain;there is no room for anyone else in the cakeshop of agony. it's crowded enough in there already.

I've never had anyone say they love me before. Libby lobes me, that is true, but there is something a bit menacing about the way she says it.

What in the name of Hitler's panties and matching bra set was she talking about?

He who laughs last laughs the laughiest.

Dad has brought me a cup of tea in bed this morning! I said, 'Vati, why are you waking me up in the middle of the night? Are you on fire?

Mum said, "It is the thought that counts." And I said, "I know, which is why I am ringing the authorities right now. Anyone who thinks like she does should be locked up out of harm's way.

It sounds like love just sort of happens, whether you want it to or not, whether you’re married or not.

I learned to swallow words back, hold secrets on my tongue until they dissolved like soap bubbles.

Even when I was a teen model, I didn't think it was fair that I had to enter the acting world to get insurance.

I'm single, I'm looking for something meaningful.

Probably the only place where a man can feel really secure is in a maximum security prison, except for the imminent threat of release.

I ain’t no hipster, but girl I can make your hips stir.

How very near us stand the two vast gulfs of time, the past and the future, in which all things disappear.

If an invisible man catches on fire, can you see him burn?

Some of us were born to hate and some of us were born to be great.

Art rides in on pleasure.