Virtually all the trends that matter are making a mockery of the industry's ritual incantations about the values and virtues of a free press in a free society.

The patient is the one with the disease

I went to a high school that was so dangerous the school newspaper had an obituary column.

I'm not going to be responding to [Donald Trump].

My dear Mr. Bennet," said his lady to him one day, "have you heard that Netherfield Park is let at last?

It dawned on me then that as long as I could laugh, I was safe from the world; and I have learned since that laughter keeps me safe from myself, too.

I don't know if people know this but I am pretty good at chess. I was always on the chess team at school when I was younger.

I had a mouse in my apartment and I couldn't sleep for two nights. I hate mice. They move so fast.

And what is a stage dad, or a stage mom? It's someone who's protective. That's all.

Ally McCoist, Kenny McDowall, Ian Durrant, Jim Stewart - all fantastic people. It is still a brilliant club for me, although technically it is now a new club

I like a show to unfold and keep presenting itself, surprising you.