Vice president: That's the title given to a corporate manager instead of a raise.

The art of communication is the language of leadership.

Every time you have to speak, you are auditioning for leadership.

There is no more reason to pay for private education than there is to pay for a private swimming pool for those who do not use public facilities.

Entertainment's definition has been reduced to making people happy.

Climate change poses a direct threat to the infrastructure of America that we need to stay competitive in this 21st-century economy.

Television news is now entertainment, and the stories are being written by the people that have a special interest in them.

[Comedian Jerry Seinfeld was nominated for a Grammy for his spoken-word children's album] Halloween... Don't Give Up on Me.

Under a cherry tree, all burdens of life fly away!

Oh my god. I just hung around with an unpretty person. Excuse me while I go home to scrub myself with expensive body wash and a pink loofah, to rid myself of the unpretty germs.

I don't wear sunscreen. I don't have a skincare program.

I started listening to music when I wrote when I had three sons at home.

There's gonna be a general lack of toast in the neighborhood this morning.