Topher Grace is a really smart guy, and he really thinks about [acting].

Just have fun. Smile. And keep putting on lipstick.

I never understood the idea that you're supposed to mellow as you get older. Slowing down isn't something I relate to at all. The goal is to continue in good and bad, all of it.

Memories are simply moments that refuse to be ordinary.

This living stuff is a lot. Too much, and not enough. Half empty, and half full.

A sense of freedom is something that, happily, comes with age and life experience.

I don’t think that because I’m not married it’s made my life any less. That old-maid myth is garbage.

Humor helps us get through life with a modicum of grace. It offers one of the few benign ways of coping with the absurdity of it all.

Even though all these obstacles keep coming at you, you just have to keep going through them. Because it's worth it to do something in your life, as opposed to fantasizing about doing something.

Why black and white? Because color can be too demanding.

I'm a hoarder. For me, documentation has always been key, and I've kept everything from my past.

Generosity is not always tax deductible.

In helping others we shall help ourselves for whatever good we give out completes the circle and comes back to us.

I hope you realize, in a democracy, laughter is assent.

There’s no such religious force in the West as powerful as consumerism.

You write some material, go up on stage and try it out; go back home and throw it in the trash can. And the next day do it again.

The most productive system of finance will always be the least burdensome.

I don't think I'd have any friends if I didn't obscure at least 99% of my thoughts.

Nature has inclined us to love men.

If you are not annoying someone, you are not doing anything new

As soon as a thought darts, I write it down.