To become self-educated you should condemn yourself for all those things that you would criticize others.

He has the most who is most content with the least.

We have two ears and one tongue so that we would listen more and talk less.

I pissed on the man who called me a dog. Why was he so surprised?

In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face.

Plato had defined Man as an animal, biped and featherless, and was applauded. Diogenes plucked a fowl and brought it into the lecture-room with the words, "Behold Plato's man!"

I am Diogenes the Dog. I nuzzle the kind, bark at the greedy and bite scoundrels.

He lit a lamp in broad daylight and said, as he went about, "I am looking for a human."

It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours.

I am not an Athenian or a Greek, but a citizen of the world.

One original thought is worth a thousand mindless quotings

The only person worth risking everything for is the one person that would never let you risk everything for.

You lose it if you talk about it.

Let us not seek to bring religion to others, but let us endeavor to live it ourselves.

Whatever happened to the good old days: you know, dirty attics, tuberculosis and general all-round suffering?

Weve got to go [back to the moon]. But we dont want to stay too long. ... The ultimate goal is Mars.

The exceeding delight we take in talking about ourselves should give us cause to fear that we are giving but very little pleasureto our listeners.

Anger is an integrity-producing response to the invasion of your personal boundaries.

The mind of a painter should be like a mirror which is filled with as many images as there are things placed before him.

The development of a love of medium and a responsibility for one's own pictures is an overall goal.

The silliest woman can manage a clever man; but it needs a very clever woman to manage a fool.