Though we have two eyes, we are supplied with but one tongue. Draw your own moral.

Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns; I am thankful that thorns have roses.

I am thankful that thorns have roses.

All people have three characters, that which they exhibit, that which they have, and that which they think they have.

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Botany is the art of insulting flowers in Greek and Latin.

Love is the most terrible, and also the most generous of the passions; it is the only one which includes in its dreams the happiness of someone else.

Every man has three characters: that which he shows, that which he has, and that which he thinks he has.

If we are to abolish the death penalty, I should like to see the first step taken by our friends the murderers.

Uncertainty is the worst of all evils until the moment when reality makes us regret uncertainty.

If men knew all that women think, they would be twenty times more audacious.

She's beautiful and therefore to be woo'd: She is a woman therefore to be won.

If we mean to have heroes, statesmen and philosophers, we should have learned women.

I'm going to tell you the story about the geese which fly 5,000 miles from Canada to France.

You know, there are times when it's a source of personal pride to not be human.

Little girls love dolls. They just don't love dolls clothes

The seaman tells stories of winds, the ploughman of bulls; the soldier details his wounds, the shepherd his sheep.

The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think.

I loved being in my own head so much, it was getting harder and harder being with other people.

When the bombers are women - and children, which I predict we'll see more of - the terrorists get more bang for their buck, because there's more media attention.

What song the Syrens sang, or what name Achilles assumed when he hid himself among women, though puzzling questions, are not beyond all conjecture.