Those who have heard me speak from time to time know that quite often I cite the observation of that great American author, Mark Twain, who said, history does not repeat itself, but it rhymes.

All I wanted was just what everybody else wants, you know, to be loved.

As in any war, there have been dreadful mistakes and civilian casualties. The difference is when Israelis kill innocents they apologize; when Hezbollah kills innocents they celebrate.

I think all women have a certain elegance about them which is destroyed when they take off their clothes.

Enforcement is the long overdue step to protect our Nation from external threats in a time of war. And then once we do that, we can effectively discuss a guest worker program.

Every man I knew went to bed with Gilda... and woke up with me.

Basically, I am a good, gentle person, but I am attracted to mean personalities.

After all, a girl is... well, a girl. It's nice to be told you're successful at it.

We are all tied to our destiny and there is no way we can liberate ourselves.

Old age - that's when a woman takes vitamins A through G, and still looks like H.

What surprises me in life are not the marriages that fail, but the marriages that succeed.

The Boss is an honorable man. After the Lord, the most godly person I've ever met.""You've met God?""Certainly. I telephone Him every night.

We never surrendered. We always kept in our hearts the most noble, beautiful feeling that sets human beings apart: hope.

When we lose one we love our bitterest tears are called forth by the memory of hours when we loved not enough.

Nothing is stronger than gentleness.

They say men have a sexual thought every 20 seconds. The other 19 are shame.

Harry found the [tea]... seemed to burn away a little of the fear fluttering in his chest.

Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.

All you're supposed to do is every once in a while give the boys a little tea and sympathy.

You're a painter. You're a baker. You like to sleep with the windows open. You never take sugar in your tea. And you always double-knot your shoelaces.

People live longer today than they ever have. They live happier lives, have more knowledge, more information. All this is the result of communications technology. How is any of that bad?