This is our true tie," he whispered, his breath falling hotly onto my lips. "You're meant for me, and I will have you.

The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..." Mencheres to Cat

Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.

It was ironic; he held her captive, yet she’d captivated him.

You're shagging a woman who can turn into a dragon? Blast you, Charles, I am sick with envy!

I am a nice young girl here to pick up your granddaughter for the weekend... We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her. - Bones to Cat's grandparents

You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

Careful, luv. I might be angry with you, but that doesn't mean I don't still want you. So if you do that again, I'll shag you right here, right now, and sod anyone who wants to watch

That face. That body. And you know he’s packing. Look at the angle on that dangle.

I couldn't help shaking my head as I looked at him. Ian slept like a baby every morning - well, a baby who continually kept one hand down his pants.

Nice to meet you, mate, and here's some advice: Don't even think about it. You try anything with her and I'll neuter you with my bare hands.

Children of the light, walk in the light.

We're only happy--truly happy--when it's forever after, but only children live in a world where things can last forever.

Everything he said should be followed by a big sic

I think the British audience might be more open-minded with some of my imagery and weird choices.

Nobody's perfect. I'm perfectly flawed.

If writers were good businessmen, they'd have too much sense to be writers.

Our idea with starting Stripe was to build better payments technology for people building things on the web.

Life is less than nothing without love.

Wonder. Go on and wonder.