This club is for members only. But once you join, membership lasts for an eternity.

I hope you enjoyed your visit. You never know. You may want to join forever.

I'll give you something to remember ME by... The back of my head!

Raven: "You don't have a hot date, do you?"Alexander: "Yes. I do, as a matter of fact."Raven: "You do?"Alexander: "Yes, and it is almost ending.

How you do money is how you do life.

Gentlemen prefer bonds.

No one succeeds without effort.... Those who succeed owe their success to their perseverance.

Move fast. A sense of urgency is the one thing you can develop that will separate you from everyone else. When you get a good idea, do it now.

Trust me, kids - your homework can wait. Don't need to be doing homework while Whose Line is on; skip it!

What turns me on is erotica; what turns you on is pornographic.

God loves us all, wants us all to share his kingdom, has a role for us all.

When the desirable jobs are spending other people's money, reporting on spending other people's money and lobbying to spend other people's money then you know that the society is f***ed.

The Christian who walks with the Lord and keeps constant communion with Him will see many reason for rejoicing and thanksgiving all day long.

The only color I don't have is navy brown.