Things that will someday work out well start out well. Things that will never work start out bad and stay that way.

Of the big five factors in happiness—flexible schedule, imagination, diet, exercise, and sleep—my pick for the most important is exercise.

Success caused passion more than passion caused success.

Clean water is not an expenditure of Federal funds; clean water is an investment in the future of our country.

Another important rule of affair-having: Never be discreet at the office.

I love how everybody just brings a different personality to the mix and everyone's different in their own way. There's a lot of energy - that's the vibe of Team USA.

In Manhattan, I often do two or three or more shows a night, so I'm always working on new material.

People said if [I] was at a party, it gave it prestige. I would let people know I'd arrived by letting off my flash... You could feel the temperature rise right away.

Leadership is a series of behaviors rather than a role for heroes.

For I know that many good things have happened to many, when least expected; and that many hopes have been disappointed.

Beauty products always cheer me up and give me hope. If it makes you feel pretty, why not?

As incredible as it sounds, an unhappy man does not realize that happiness is better than unhappiness. Knowing only his own concealed anguish, he worships it, which is the same as self-worship.