Thin people, God bless them, God curse them, don't get it: If you're not thin, you need to be careful and conscious about when and how you suitors initially see you.

I suppose there are people who can pass up free guacamole, but they're either allergic to avocado or too joyless to live.

Bringing countries together above their conflicts require great minds and great hearts.

History is a stern judge.

A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.

The Satanist realizes that man, and the action and reaction of the universe, is responsible for everything, and doesn't mislead himself into thinking that someone cares.

Dread not events unknown, and be not downhearted, for the fountain of the water of life is involved in obscurity.

Let's quit fiddling with religion and do something to bring the world to Christ.

The motive force of history is truth and not lies.

The average Tea Partier is sincerely against government spending - with the exception of the money spent on them.

It's good to be unexpected with it.

I will cause a boy who drives a plow to know more of the scriptures than the pope.