They usually show movies on a flight like that.

Good questions inform, great questions transform

If you obsess about the next, you will miss what you need in the now and ultimately, sacrifice the next.

Just follow your heart and you'll see no one can love you as much as me.

In thoughts, be wise. In speech, be cautious. In sentiment, be positive. In actions, be prudent.

Don't make fun of people who are different. Unless they have more money and influence. Then you must

Never step on caterpillars, as one day, they'll become butterflies and you'll never know when you'll need a ride on their wings of fortune.

I give money for church organs in the hope the organ music will distract the congregation's attention from the rest of the service.

My general rule of thumb is, once something's a ride at Disneyland, I assume that it is no longer a threat in real life. Which is why I don't expect to get attacked by a giant tea cup anytime soon.

Sometimes I daydream about having a farm and a wife and some babies and watching the grass grow, but you have to meet the right person for that.

How the city attracts all types and how the unwary must suffer from ignorance of its ways.

We know that appropriators will fight these cutbacks. But by eliminating earmarks, we can stop the horse trading that grows agency budgets.

Only in Paris do couture workers, from seamstress to mannequin, worship a dress and treat it like a baby.

Misery is the River of the World