They're always saying I'm a capitalistic pig. I suppose I am. But... it's good for my drumming.

I told people I was a drummer before I even had a set, I was a mental drummer.

I love to see people laugh and I love it more if I can make them laugh.

I'm still the best Keith Moon-style drummer in the world.

To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder.

I've always enjoyed myself. Unhappy periods for me last about twenty minutes.

Give me a mandolin and I'll play you rock 'n' roll.

At heart I cannot accept that I am a well-known rock 'n' roll star and one of the greatest drummers in the world.

I don’t think the drums are a solo instrument. Drums are there to set the beat for the music.

I tried several things and this was the only one I enjoyed doing.

I was a rust repairer. I was a rust repairer and full-time survivor. I survived all the major earthquakes, and the Titanic, and several air crash.

Doing better is creativity, doing faster is creativity, doing smarter is creativity, doing right is creativity.

Did you ever dream you had a friend, Alec? Someone to last your whole life and you his. I suppose such a thing can’t really happen outside sleep.

Who wouldn't want to watch an averagely attractive guy kick a three legged, one eyed dog in the face as it urinates all over itself? The correct answer is no one.

Cutting is not stupid. Stupid is being bad to someone and get them to the point of bleeding

Let guilty men remember, their black deeds Do lean on crutches made of slender reeds.

Bosoms are for bedrooms and breastfeeding.

A first impulse was never a crime.

Nature is to be found in her entirety nowhere more than in her smallest creatures.

They call it 'falling in love' because it's less like stepping and more like tripping. Tripping is the part where you're still trying to remain upright

You know what the game of golf is, don't you? It's basketball for people who can't jump and chess for people who can't think.