They [leftists] are outraged when people are not cranky and not miserable. They want everybody to be, if they are. It isn't fair that some people should be enjoying life when other people don't.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

I will never understand why you Humans weren’t designed to recycle your body’s water after filtering waste. It’s just so much more efficient.

If you can’t Respect her, you don’t Deserve Her!

Both poverty and riches are the offspring of thought.

Let him have the key of thy heart who hath the lock of his own.

For Tibetans, the real strength of our struggle is truth - not size, money, or expertise.

But I must say the work I'm proudest of is the Green Cross Code man.

Change really isn't as hard as we thought if we capture people's interest and give them enjoyable, worthwhile experiences.

My father was assassinated by an FBI-CIA connection

Real beauty is when you're centered, when our mind is with the truth. That is how every baby is beautiful because they are centered.

For me Super Junior like a water, I always need it and it very fresh for me