Theres some kind of dark symbiosis between lunatics and the Postal Service.

I never thought I'd be a writer. I never thought I'd be able to read a book, let alone write one. So if books like this inspire kids to write, or even read a whole book, I think it's good.

Tommy Smothers is my longest mentor, and Dave Eggers is my youngest.

I'm kind of surprised that so many of those other books were almost exactly like mine. They even follow the form. There were some books that even copied the stamp. It shows so little imagination.

Pain becomes proud because it believes no one else understands.

When you decide where you turn next in life, look beyond your thoughts, do not trust your emotions, and listen to your heart.

He looked along the line of children, exhibits A to C of his existence and heirs to the twisted throne of his corrupt genetics.

I'd rather dance than eat.

What thou lovest well remains, the rest is dross What thou lov’st well shall not be reft from thee What thou lov’st well is thy true heritage

Veils of love which was only hate petrified by longing--that was me.

Whatever we try to control does have control over us and our life.

Egypt is going to be, potentially, a failed state if we don't help them.

The witches, the wise women, and the healers were also always the counselors. It's a whole other tradition of knowledge and learning that has been suppressed because it had political implications.

All truth, in the long run, is only common sense clarified.