There was nothing wrong with the performance, apart from throwing away the game.

He was a player that hasn't had to use his legs even when he was nineteen years of age because his first two yards were in his head.

I have a number of alternatives, and each one gives me something different.

You and I have been physically given two hands and two legs and half-decent brains. Some people have not been born like that for a reason. The karma is working from another lifetime.

He is a goal scorer, not a natural born one - not yet. That takes time.

I didn't say them things that I said.

You can never compare two players that are different, they're never going to be the same.

Michael Owen could be Sir Alex's best ever buy, even though he didn't buy him

Everton are now hitting the ropes running.

Arsenal haven't won anything for three years, so they're used to success

75% of what happens to Paul Gascoigne in his life is fiction.

a dog is not considered a good dog because he is a good barker. a man is not considered a good man because he is a good talker.

We shall conquer every mountain in Jesus name Amen!

Leave him with his God. I’m sure He’s as hard and unforgiving as Cain is. I don’t want to know about Cain’s God. If he is anything to be guided by, I’d rather be an atheist, thank you.

Friendship is certainly the finest balm for the pangs of disappointed love.

The Internet is a great place to find unconventional comedy that you can't find anywhere else.

Sometimes I miss the spirit of London, but it's a very gray place.

Hip-Hop aint dead, it just had a heart attack.

Investing in women is smart economics, and investing in girls, catching them upstream, is even smarter economics.

An instinct is a blind tendency to some mode of action, independent of any consideration, on the part of the agent, of the end to which the action leads.

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways.