There's such a rich history in 'SNL' of political humor, and I think audience members expect that from us.

It's really hard to get any work done in my apartment when my bed is also in my apartment.

My mom's response after seeing a sign that read 'Love God, People and Life': 'Well a lot of people don't like people.'

My mom on Pitbull: 'I'm glad he's a star, b/c if he wasn't and I just saw him on the street I'd think he was going to steal from me.'

There's definitely ways to get your anger out and not have to yell and kick and scream and fight people. That's not my jam. That's never how I've been.

Education is the process of selling someone on books.

Republicans working in leadership and the trenches are largely old, white, male, out-of-touch, out of ideas, technology averse, and living in the past.

One of my great laments is that education today seems to have... be less about passion and more about process, more about tactic or technique.

Death is simply a shedding of the physical body, like the butterfly coming out of a cocoon. . . . It's like putting away your winter coat when spring comes.

Learning is the essential unit of progress for startups.

There are crimes which become innocent and even glorious through their splendor, number and excess.

We may avoid much disappointment and bitterness of soul by learning to understand how little necessary to our joy and peace are the things the multitude most desire and seek.

I was studying with Joe Allard, which was great, as a saxophone student. Being able to study with Joe Allard was an incredible experience.

Every voter is a Bharat Bhagya Vidhata.

The problem with fiction, it has to be plausible. That's not true with non-fiction.