My mom's response after seeing a sign that read 'Love God, People and Life': 'Well a lot of people don't like people.'

It's really hard to get any work done in my apartment when my bed is also in my apartment.

My mom on Pitbull: 'I'm glad he's a star, b/c if he wasn't and I just saw him on the street I'd think he was going to steal from me.'

There's such a rich history in 'SNL' of political humor, and I think audience members expect that from us.

There's definitely ways to get your anger out and not have to yell and kick and scream and fight people. That's not my jam. That's never how I've been.

So curious you must be. Like little calves poking their heads through the fence with big eyes and a headful of curiosity.

It felt very natural to me to write a Christmas song, but at the same time I had to really put all sorts of pressure aside and just let the creativity flow and see what came out.

I have learned the novice can often see things that the expert overlooks. All that is necessary is not to be afraid of making mistakes, or of appearing naive.

Graphite also absorbs the shock of a hit. The first (graphite) clubs that came out were too flexible, but now you can get them to be just as firm as you want and need.

No, I'm just a very naughty boy. I do all sorts of bad things. I kick kittens. I make rude gestures at nuns.

A girl could never have too much jewelry or too much weaponry.

Fighting for happiness is the hardest thing you'll ever fight for, but it's the only thing worth fighting for.

When you fall in love with golf, you seldom fall easy. Itʹs obsession at first sight.

I don't make friends with the girls I'm playing against. It would be too painful to beat them.

Turn off the sound in a movie, and if you can tell what's going on, the movie should work.