There's plenty of anger among Muslims in the world right now. How can you have more?

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

Always be gentle.

Engineering is achieving function while avoiding failure.

Your goal in an online dating profile and in your first message to somebody is to strike up a conversation.

Even when nothing happens, everything seems too much for me. What can be said, then, in the presence of an event, any event?

Live life when you have it. Life is a splendid gift-there is nothing small about it.

I didn't say them things that I said.

If you're going to play a woman, you might as well play a woman that you liked, and someone sexy.

I can't draw a line between myself and stuff that I do. It's funny, I don't want to sound like it's just about this, but really with everything I do, it's hard for me to take myself out of it.

America is a great country, and we've done a lot of good in the world. But we are a collection of people, not saints. We have our own sins to atone for.

Writing can wreck your body. You sit there on the chair hour after hour and sweat your guts out to get a few words.