There's a commercial break coming and I'm very excited about it and you know why? Because that's what keeps daddy in suits.

I freely admit I'm confused. I'm a confused and troubled individual but at the same time...Its Free!

I used to psych myself up before the show and now I do the complete opposite: I psych myself down. It's 12:30 at night, you don't want some guy yelling at you. You want some guy just talking to you.

From 1934 to 1963, the biggest criminals in America ended up on Alcatraz. Nowadays they end up on Wall Street.

I think when you become a parent you go from being a star in the movie of your own life to the supporting player in the movie of someone else's.

A new survey says one in three adults will be dressing up for Halloween. As for me, I'm not going to do anything. I'm going as Congress.

This story is true. Of course, there are many lies therein and most of it did not happen, but it's all true. In that sense it is deeply religious, perhaps even biblical.

There's something spiritual in hard work. Spirituality isn't all aromatherapy and scented candles.

There's something I believe wholeheartedly: Cynicism is the true refuge of the pseudo-intellectual, .. Cynicism is easy. Joy is an extremely advanced spiritual and intellectual tenet.

HD doesn't mean anything to me. It's a technical thing. It's like demographics. A lot of people know about it.

I didn't say no because between safety and adventure I choose adventure.

Think of money as energy like you would love and then the belief in the universe will provide all you have been dreaming of.

I would like to paint the way a bird sings.

Membership is the church's corporate endorsement of a person's salvation.

A tablecloth restaurant is still one of the great rewards of civilization.

The great book, always open and which we should make an effort to read, is that of Nature.

There's no one more obnoxious and self-righteous than the self-made man. And no one more admirable.

Valor consists in the power of self recovery.

Ain't nobody messin' with you but you

Who wants a stylus. You have to get em and put em away, and you lose em. Yuck. Nobody wants a stylus.

I believe in Buddhism. Not every aspect, but most of it. So I take bits and pieces.