There is nothing more essential to getting a project off the ground than the underestimate.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Don’t you realize the Internet is just a way for millions of sad people to be completely alone together?

With strength you need two stones to kill two birds

I'm really happy and had such an amazing time performing at Super Bowl - wish I could relive it all over again.

I wear my sort of clothes to save me the trouble of deciding which clothes to wear.

I was still making movies so it wasn't as if I were working in a bar, but they were independent films that couldn't find distributors.

Jesus does not want us to say, dead, for, He said, all live unto Him, though they seem dead to us.

Gratitude is most treasured when it is unexpected. When we expect, even demand gratitude, we treat it simply as payment due for some service we rendered and we squeeze any good feeling out of it.

I'm very wary of large groups of people getting together and trying to believe the same thing. It never seems to end well, whether it's political or religious or whatever.

What is most important for Europe is economic growth and jobs, security at home and safety in the world.

A product needs to be sufficiently innovative to distinguish itself from the pack, but not so forward thinking as to alienate the user.