There is no one else who can ever fill your role in the same way, so it's a good idea to perform it as well as possible.

To fathom Hell or soar angelic, just take a pinch of psychedelic.

If a moneyed man had a “corny mind”, a flatterer would immediately start chasing him like a hungry hen!

Even things that aren't broken can be fixed.

No true believer could be intolerant or a persecutor. If I were a magistrate and the law carried the death penalty against atheists, I would begin by sending to the stake whoever denounced another.

If space suits looked less like marshmallows, I'd be more interested in going to the moon.

those who attack always do so with greater fervor than those who defend.

I like when people give up chocolate for Lent. Ooh, just like being nailed to a cross.

Being popular is the most important thing in the world!

Oh, Liberty! thou goddess heavenly bright! Profuse of bliss, and pregnant with delight! Eternal pleasures in thy presence reign, And smiling plenty leads thy wanton train.

The paradox is that no love can prove so intense as the love of two narcissists for each other.

The unexpected connections we make might not last, yet stay with us forever