There is a god. Nothing as tragic and ridiculous as this world could have happened by random chance.

You're a quiet, beautiful woman in a loud, ugly place. An orchid among weeds. You define obvious.

Yours is... il sent comme lavande." Is that French for 'You stink'?" It means 'lavender'." Huh." She sniffed at her wrist. "I thought I smelled more like a grape Popsicle.

There will never be another woman for me, Alexandra. You are my eternity. -Michael

“You have superpowers.” "I don't have supernerves,” she said, “so don't get on them.”

No battle was ever won by wholly sane men.

He had even read Pride and Prejudice--although he had thought that many of the heroine's problems would have been solved if someone had simply strangled her mother.

Thierry had no idea why they were called French doors. His native countrymen weren't stupid enough to put them in their homes.

I am going down first. Of course you're going down first, you're the guy.

Come with me. It's so much better than coming alone. (Lucan whispered to Lena)

In the monotony of everyday existence grief comes as a holiday, and a fire is an entertainment. A scratch embellishes an empty face.

I think that's the hardest part about mistakes: Sometimes the consequences aren't physical. Sometimes they simply chip away at the essence of who you are.

I think most artists would agree, it's one thing to be playing in front of a crowd that's loving it, it's another thing to add cameras, but it's a really cool trade off to be on television.

Wow, I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life?

I think Donald Trump is at his best when he sticks to the issues.

Sometimes women are so great and powerful, but then they surrender to these vain things. They kind of fall for it.

I'm getting grumpier all the time.

A picture book is a story told in two languages - word and image. And the illustration is the front door of the book.

Wise men wrote the Constitution, but clever judges have been destroying it, bit by bit, turning it into an instrument of arbitrary judicial power, instead of a limitation on all government power.