There has been Anti-Semitism, the Nazis, Hitler, Auschwitz, but was that their fault? They see but one thing: we have come and we have stolen their country. Why would they accept that?

I hardly exaggerate. Jewish life consists of two elements: Extracting money and protesting.

If I ever meet myself, ' said Zaphod, 'I'll hit myself so hard I won't know what's hit me.

A flower that refuses to bloom robs the world of its beauty.

If your salvation was dependent on your ability to read and understand scripture, Jesus would have been an author.

Feel guilty. Mourn this. But move on. Don't let it destroy you. Forgive yourself.

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I never believed in trying to do anything. Whatever I set out to do I found I had already accomplished.

I suddenly realized at the CIA that I had to make life-and-death decisions about people.

The rose has told In one simplicity That never life Relinquishes a bloom But to bestow An ancient confidence.

What I wouldn't give to be seventy again!

We needed to stop asking about the meaning of life.