There can be no prosperity without law and order.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

Distance was a dangerous thing, she knew. Distance changed people.

Writing is the only way to change the world without leaving bed.

Dare to be the person you were designed to be.

I'm not panicking, and I'm not scared, I've been through the Gulf War, the Asia crisis, and the Russian crisis.

I like old people falling over, that's what makes me laugh.

I am all about switching between genres and doing as much as possible.

Appropriation was the language of my generation in many ways. It came out of Duchamp, Warhol, Johns, Lichtenstein.

We don't "have" a great day, we "make it" a great day!

The perfect integrity of The NewYork Times, and its writers, is not precisely 'just silly nonsense,'

The haiku lets meaning float; the aphorism pins it down.