There are two ways to be fooled. One is to believe what isn’t true

There are two ways to be fooled. One is to believe what isn't true

I want a magical horse that fits in my pocket, " Wil said. "And a ring of red amber that gives me power over demons. And an endless supply of cake.

Caught in a terrible cycle, I was thinking about what I thought about my own thoughts, so I went to the bar where I got myself a glass of water.

Willpower survives.

A library doesn't need windows. A library is a window.

I hope that some day the practice of producing cowpox in human beings will spread over the world - when that day comes, there will be no more smallpox.

Distrust interested advice.

A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.

I expect Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man.

When people ask me how is it I was a musician, I facetiously say that I'm a firm believer in reincarnation and in a previous life I was Johann Sebastian Bach's guide dog.

A screaming comes across the sky.