There are people I will never know and their lives will still ensue

There will always be a down but also always an up, your moods depends on wich of the two you pay the most attention to.

God split himself into a myriad parts that he might have friends. This may not be true, but it sounds good—and is no sillier than any other theology.

I started out with the guitar and was a studio musician back in the 50s, and then got shot in my finger.

Love is a burning thing and it makes a firey ring.

There Is No Terrorist Threat In This Country. This Is A Lie. This Is The Biggest Lie We've Been Told.

I maintain, in truth, That with a smile we should instruct our youth, Be very gentle when we have to blame, And not put them in fear of virtue's name.

Three generations of imbeciles are enough.

I'm so much more famous than I am financially successful. I mean, I live in a three-room apartment. I mostly make free videos on my couch. But I am fine.

The point is, not how long you live, but how nobly you live.

Six-year-olds are very wrapped up in their own lives, and that's the way it should be.