There are only two things to be done when a general is angry: One is to get behind the furniture and pretend one is not there

She led the way. Eyeless sockets of the dead seemed to stare at them as they passed. "These are cool, " Dan decided. "Maybe I could-""No, Dan, " Amy said. "You can't collect human bones.""Awww.

My parents were skeptical about me becoming a footballer and encouraged me to study.

I were but little happy could I say as much.

In 50 years, your grandchildren will be asking you where you were when CM Punk beat the Undertaker's streak!

The surest sign that you're working with the life-affirming kind of discipline, rather than the spirit-depressing kind, is that you don't complain very much about doing what it takes.

I do not write about nice people. I am not nice people.

Whenever I have a bunch of tunes written, I always find a kind of uniform that accompanies the songs.

It is the common error of builders and parents to follow some plan they think beautiful (and perhaps is so) without considering that nothing is beautiful that is misplaced.

The resemblance of the signs of the zodiac to the animals after which they are named... is as unimpressive as the predictions of astrologers.

Nearly all novels are too long.