The way things are going the faces on next year's bubble-gum cards will be lawyers.

A baseball swing is a very finely tuned instrument. It is repetition, and more repetition, then a little more after that.

I feel that the most important requirement in success is learning to overcome failure. You must learn to tolerate it, but never accept it

Sometimes I underestimate the magnitude of me.

I was reminded that when we lose and I strike out, a billion people in China don't care.

So many ideas come to you and you want to try them all, but you can't. You're like a mosquito in a nudist colony, you don't know where to start.

I'm the straw that stirs the drink.

Fans don't boo nobodies.

If I played in New York, they'd name a candy bar after me.

Once you realize how good you really are, you never settle for playing less than your best.

When you've played this game for ten years and gone to bat seven-thousand times and gotten two-thousand hits do you know what that really means? It means you've gone zero for five-thousand.

Money is a very beautiful blessing until it gets in the wrong hands.

The power of words is in the works of words. People are much more bonded by the works of words than words. The work of words is the trigger of words.

There is only one success-to be able to spend your life in your own way.

I play in the low eighties. If it's any hotter than that I won't play.

Hey, he speaks pretty well for a guy who just ate 2 lbs of crackers.

All technology should be assumed guilty until proven innocent

And the rigidity of the material with which we have to compose, is a more formidable opponent than Lasker or Capablanca. Because these lifeless opponents do not have any moments of human weakness!

Amiability shines by its own light.

Writing fiction is an endless and always defeated effort to capture some quality of life without killing it.

Oh no, hon we were too late. Tiger-boy done pissed down the wrong honey tree and got all the bees, or in this case, bears, going wild. (Fury)