The way of paradoxes is the way of truth. To test Reality we must see it on the tight-rope.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

I don't know how I ever really lived before my husband came into my life.

Everyone dies alone, Eragon. Whether you are a king on a battlefield or a lowly peasant lying in bed among your family, no one can accompany you into the void.

The essence of our salvation is found in this phrase: Simul justus et pecator.

Dogs and children vomit in distress. Women cry.("Dial 'O' For Operator")

None so deaf as those that will not hear.

I just like to hear that guys have the same problems that we do.

It can't possibly last for years and browsing has its limits. Only a certain amount is healthy or wise.

I've loved you since the day I stole the atlas for you," Gabriel says, because he thinks I'm asleep.

Nobody should be allowed to tinker with democracy. We will not discontinue the good works of the past government.

Ignorance is the primary source of all misery and vice.