The trouble you're expecting never happens; it's always something that sneaks up the other way.

Men go and come, but earth abides.

As we must always remember, the most important freight that a road carries may be neither household goods, nor livestock, nor munitions of war—but ideas!

The universe offers you three things that money cannot buy: joy, love, and life.

Do not believe that you will get punished for the things you do. Just be honest to yourself and the people you love.

The future is called "perhaps " which is the only possible thing to call the future. And the important thing is not to allow that to scare you.

The power of the white world is threatened whenever a black man refuses to accept the white world's definitions.

I think the NRA, they got it half-right when they say, 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' I change it to, 'Guns don't kill people, Americans kill people.'

There are fewer and fewer Jews in Ireland, but we still have one of the most famous Jewish characters in literary history, of course, in Leopold Bloom.

how peaceful a bedroom is without a man in it.

I never go perform somewhere alone. I've done that since day one. I've always taken other comics with me.

I'm against the European Union, but I am very much in favor of Europe.

It was another day to go to work, and try to play and play well.