The traditional rules for having children are long gone. Some days I feel like the harder choice is to not have a kid.

I don't have time every day to put on make up. I need that time to clean my rifle.

If I'm ever stuck on a respirator or a life support system, I definitely want to be unplugged -- but not until I'm down to a size eight.

We are never so happy or so unhappy as we think.

Why are we rock stars? Because we're morons. We sleep all day, we play music at night and very rarely do we sit around reading the Washington Journal.

It is far easier to explain to a three-year-old how babies are made than to explain the processes whereby bread or sugar appear on the table.

Dylan is so brilliant. To me, he makes William Shakespeare look like Billy Joel.

The sound is the key; audiences will accept visual discontinuity much more easily than they'll accept jumps in the sound. If the track makes sense, you can do almost anything visually.

Carrot Top... I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank me.

I was literally calling my customers who were complaining on social media and having a dialog with them, and sending them money.

At the heart of art is learning to see

'Secrets Of The Millionaire Mind' was born out of my own journey of self-discovery within both my personal and professional life.

I always work with text orally in the writing process, saying passages aloud to measure flow.