The three hardest tasks in the world are neither physical feats nor intellectual achievements, but moral acts: to return love for hate, to include the excluded, and to say, "I was wrong.

Greed harms you: generosity helps you. This is why it has been said: 'Greed is the mother of incapacity'.

I do not think much of ages. People are people. What does it matter how old or young they are? It is a category, and I do not like categories. It is a sort of pigeonhole or a label.

I, myself, often wished to be spared the expectation of better days ahead or such.

God tells us to burden him with whatever burdens us.

Rarely promise, but, if lawful, constantly perform.

A sick society must think much about politics, as a sick man must think much about his digestion.

My ex ask me where I'm moving I said 'On to better things.'

Hate cannot live alone. It must have love as a trigger, a goad, or a stimulant.

If your knowledge teaches you not to rise above human weakness and misery and lead your fellow man on the right path, you are indeed a man of little worth and will remain such till Judgment Day.

There hasn't been an original voice in stand-up since Sam Kinison.