The thing with stand-up is, I really enjoyed it, but I kind of loathed it as well. It makes me feel physically sick.

The only way to get better at stand-up is to do loads of gigs, and I don't know. I spread myself pretty thin to get the stage time. I'd love to do more, really.

Twitter taught me how to become better at writing jokes because it forces you to chip away at all the extraneous words.

If there's one thing I don't look for in a maid, it's discretion. Except with my own secrets, of course.

Building a proper wardrobe is like building a home. Indeed, you should think of it like a home, because it is something you're going to live in. It must be comfortable and suit all your needs.

I'm not really someone who looks forward to the gym. But I realise it's something that I have to do to perform well on the pitch.

Nowadays I embrace it all/Beautiful ideals and amazing flaws.

Thanks to my work everything's going well; it's a great consolation.

Well, my background is journalism. I don't have any creative-writing experience except for one class I took as a sophomore in college.

There were periods during my childhood when I stammered so badly I couldn't talk at all.

Young girls like the excess of any quality. Without knowing, they want to suffer, to suffer they must exaggerate; they like to have loud chords struck on them.

I'd love to tell you I had some deep revelation on my way down, that I came to terms with my own mortality, laughed in the face of death, et cetera. The truth? My only thought was: Aaaaggghhhhh!

Thus abide constantly with the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, so that the heart swallows the Lord and the Lord the heart, and the two become one.