The search for happiness is unlike any other search, for we search last in the likeliest places.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

There is the potential for your beliefs to be infinite and limitless.

If you have enthusiasm, you have a very dynamic, effective companion to travel with you on the road to Somewhere.

The young should early be trained to bear being left alone; for it is a source of happiness and peace of mind.

The environment as we perceive it is our invention.

I am a pretty crazy person, so it's best for me to be on my own most of the time.

The Tories seem unable to make any impact north of the border.

When doing archana (daily prayers) as a group, one person should chant the mantra and the others should repeat it. Mantras should be chanted slowly, clearly and with devotion.

Jazz is a democratic musical form. We take our respective instruments & collectively create a thing of beauty.

Now I'm grown up and playing in a band.

Be a harsh critic of your own wins.