The right don't have time off to go join protest marches as a career. The left has turned that into a bought-and-paid-for, rent-a-mob type activity.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs.

Believing in everything at the same time is the same as not believing in anything at all.

I believe that whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you... stranger.

I became a cover girl and an editorial model, and then I became a runway model.

Ive been touring now since about 68.

I want to be remembered as a great player, but I guess it will be as a player who got angry on a tennis court.

I actually get a metallic taste in my mouth when I think about electric music.

[Dean Martin] my favourite out of everyone because there is a grace that he brings. What he did seemed so effortless.

It's like, duh. Just when you thought there wasn't a dime's worth of difference between the two parties, the Republicans go and prove you're wrong.

Seems like everybody wants to know if an athlete is on drugs, so you got to stay clear of wild people.