The only way I like to see cops given flowers is in a flower pot from a high window.

We must all face the fact that our leaders are certifiably insane or worse

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say 'I want to see the manager.'

After a shooting spree, they always want to take the guns away from the people who didn't do it.

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer.

What does the money machine eat? It eats youth, spontaneity, life, beauty, and, above all, it eats creativity. It eats quality and sh*ts quantity.

I think anybody incapable of changing his mind is crazy.

Man is an artifact designed for space travel. He is not designed to remain in his present biologic state any more than a tadpole is designed to remain a tadpole.

The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself.

Artists to my mind are the real architects of change, and not the political legislators who implement change after the fact.

Desperation is the raw material of drastic change. Only those who can leave behind everything they have ever believed in can hope to escape.

To know how to free oneself is nothing

Truth is what you think, not what you find.

Learning makes a man fit company for himself.

I'm so not a party person. I'm so not social and don't go to parties.

I think England will win a Test. My concern is Australia will probably win two.

In no other branch of mathematics is it so easy for experts to blunder as in probability theory.

Yeah, it seems like it, right? It definitely was one of the best matches that I've played.

I would love to learn other languages, maybe French? My uncle speaks German so maybe also German? Chinese seems to be too difficult.

I have had some trouble in regarding evil as having been intended by infinite Goodness.

He has honor if he holds himself to an ideal of conduct though it is inconvenient, unprofitable, or dangerous to do so.