The only thing that one really knows about human nature is that it changes. Change is the one quality we can predicate of it.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Sick of lame ducks, use Cosmic Ordering and your ducks will lay golden eggs.

Whatever you just thought of, I’m not doing it.” Egg

Whenever you are given two choices, look out for the third option.

There are athletes and celebrities that are out there and they Twitter and they constantly try to drum up press because they're narcissists.

Gut level is a good level to deal with life, and for me, I have to say that Buddhism makes sense for me because it's how I'm an artist.

There is no man so good that if he placed all his actions and thoughts under the scrutiny of the laws, he would not deserve hanging ten times in his life.

Every woman knows all about everything.

Civilization’s shortening attention span is mismatched with the pace of environmental problems.

Most of my painting is done sitting in a chair with a book. I'd say it's 80 per cent sitting and reading, 10 per cent eating and ten per cent painting.

Love is your master, for he masters you; And he that is so yoked by a fool Methinks should not be chronicled for wise.