The only thing I can say about W. C. Fields ... is this: Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad.

The first printed mention of bagels... is to be found in the Community Regulations of Kracow, Poland, for the year 1610 which stated that bagels would be given as a gift to any woman in childbirth.

We see things as we are, not as they are.

I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to be expected only from the strong.

What's green, hangs on a wall and whistles? [A Herring]

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty.

The purpose of life is to matter, to be productive, to have it make a difference that you lived at all-using the talents that God has given you for the betterment of others.

The purpose of life is not to be happy, the purpose of life is to matter.

I sometimes think there is a dimension beyond the four of experience and Einstein: insight, that fifth dimension which promises to liberate us from bondage to the long, imperfect past

A conservative is one who admires radicals centuries after they're dead.

If at first you don't succeed, before you try again, stop to figure out what you did wrong.

Asking big “WHY” question is to dig through the root cause of changes, how to manage it and achieve a more tangible result.

If life were perfect, we would never learn anything. Thus, never appreciate life.

At some point, I had to start laughing, because I was all wrung out from crying.

A well-trained man knows how to answer questions; an educated man knows what questions are worth asking.

As a conductor I find the hardest tasks are to listen to the instinct of a musician and to hear the music behind the notes.

One short sleep past, we wake eternally, And Death shall be no more; Death, thou shalt die.

He wished he had some kind of X-ray vision for the human heart.

On any given night, catch me on the floor, working up a sweat, that’s what music’s for.

The great thing about hockey players is that they are able to separate the on-ice from the off-ice and not let the latter distract them.