The one who is happy can never get too early out of bed.

I'm a comedian, and I definitely see the humor in a lot of things. I am also sad a lot. I cry often and easily. I think you're supposed to feel all kinds of things.

Defense is a definite part of the game, and a great part of defense is learning to play it without fouling.

A fool flatters himself, a wise man flatters the fool.

When I'm singing, I'm happy. I'm doing what I can do and this is my contribution to life.

Slap some bacon on a biscuit and let's go! We're burnin' daylight!

To whom much is given, much is required. Righteousness exalts a nation...but sin is a reproach to any people

I'm a firm believer that things happen as they should. The universe unfolds just as it's supposed to.

And changing for the better doesn't mean that he's ever going to reach good.

Doing nothing is happiness for children and misery for old men.

Somewhere lives a bad Cajun cook, just as somewhere must live one last ivory-billed woodpecker. For me, I don't expect ever to encounter either one.