The most thoroughly wasted of all days is that on which one has not laughed.

One must not hope to be more than one can be.

All passions exaggerate it is because they do that they are passions.

Contemplation often makes life miserable. We should act more think less and stop watching ourselves live.

Success produces success just as money produces money.

If you must love your neighbor as yourself it is at least as fair to love yourself as your neighbor.

I went down to the river, I set down on the bank.I tried to think but couldn't, So I jumped in and sank.

Here is your most profound "why": to display and prove GOD

The dreadful truth is that when people come to see their MP, they have run out of better ideas.

Sweet things happen. They still do.

If we're weird onstage, I don't know what you'd call the Tubes.

Your first thought is often the best one. You know, the one that felt too weird or silly or stupid. Trust your imagination - it knows what it's doing.

How about we agree upon what our common American values are, which is lets make this a true land of opportunity.

Of all the subjects I have photographed, the most controversial and the one that has moved me the most has to be the prostitutes who are getting on in years. They are true survivors.

My doctor told me I shouldn't work out until I'm in better shape. I told him, 'All right; don't send me a bill until I pay you.'

To live and to laugh require a reason. But dancing is so close to one's guts that it has no reason and yet it needs none; it's physical, and as a source of good cheer it is end endless.